- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

This is an anti-joke.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Laugh.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A train poops its pants.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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