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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The american education system.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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