Knock, Knock Who's There

my wife out of the kitchen

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Rush Limbaugh

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Anti Joke

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