one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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oh hey.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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