Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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