what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

haha Otarts was here

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Manchester City

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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