- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

YES! EXACTLY!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A Fat Kenyan

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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