- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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