- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A dog was barking at a tree

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

. . I am a whale

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

oh hey.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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