- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Barack Obama.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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