How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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