- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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