Nickelback

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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whos district champs not JM

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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