- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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