- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Blacks

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How come grilled cheese?

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