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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"