What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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