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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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