- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

woman's rights

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the president do for the people? ...

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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