What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Women's rights.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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How come anti jokes r funny

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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