- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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