- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

An Aisian failed a test

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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