- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

VAL SUCKS

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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