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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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A guy walks into a bar

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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I love you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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