- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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