What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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