- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

There once was this guy and he fell down

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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