What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What would u like to drink?

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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