For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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