- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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