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Erectile Dysfunction.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Penis.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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