- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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