Wow! I've seen this joke before!

so the weather's nice...

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

whats black? the colour

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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