What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Your Mother

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Know what's funny? Jokes.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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