- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.