Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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men, men like men= men+bed

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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