- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

mark is religion

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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