Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Tall asians

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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