- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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