- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Justin Bieber.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

WOMENS RIGHTS

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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