What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Gingers.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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