knock knock whos their a person

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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