- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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