What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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honest politician

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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