- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A seal walks into a club.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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