What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Women can vote? WTF

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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