- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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