There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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