- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Kameron Brown is gay.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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