Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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