Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

wanna here a joke? you.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

gay porn...

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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