- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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