- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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