- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

hear hear

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Bacon is delcious.

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