Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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