Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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hey justin

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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it

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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