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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

my wife out of the kitchen

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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