- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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