Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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