- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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