- Anti Joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.