roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Women's Rights..

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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69.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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