- Anti Joke

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.