- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

gay pom...

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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