Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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