- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

You know what's funny? Rape

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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