What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

MySpace.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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