- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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