- Anti Joke

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner