- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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