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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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