What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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