Knock Knock The doors already open

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

The Oakland Raiders

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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