America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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YOU

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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