- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Hail Heetluh

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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