whats long and black on a black guy slavery

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Oh, go away

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

I read the terms of service.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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