- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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