- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

No your aunties a joke

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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