what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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knock knock

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Poop

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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