Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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