- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

your mom is so fat.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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