- Anti Joke

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Has u seen my grammar?

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.