- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

what smells like tuna? my underwear

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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