- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

roses are red violets are blue

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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