A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Skrillex.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A bar walks into a man

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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