- Anti Joke

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

cancer

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis