what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

i like it in the mouth

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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