Wright flyer

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Balls

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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