A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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