- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Terry has ebola

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

360 NO SCOPE

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Christianity.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

The EPA.

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