- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

A guy at a baseball game....

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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