- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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