- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A child walks into a classroom.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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