why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Then none of us want to be right.

what did one computer say to the other .........

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

world society

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Women's Rights

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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