- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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