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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the difference between a lamp?

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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