what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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