What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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drugs.

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Horse.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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