"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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FUCK THE JEWS

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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seek beauty

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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