What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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