Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

My Butthole.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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