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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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