- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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