What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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