- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

hashtags suck balls

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

My dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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