- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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