Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Justin Beiber

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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My Butthole.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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