Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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3 like an eel

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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This is an anti-joke.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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