Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Penis chickens

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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