- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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