What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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