- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Adam Chebali has no life

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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