- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

123 f*ck off

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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