- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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