- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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