I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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