- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

the redsox

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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