What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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