The Big Band Theory

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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just in time?

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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