- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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