- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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